Breaking!!!! Palin calls wounded soldier "Pussy."

The controversial mayor of Wasilla Alaska, made an unexpected and unlikely appearance at an undisclosed military hospital today, fueling rumors that the embattled Vice Presidential hopeful is currently undergoing a costly series of taxpayer funded cosmetic surgeries. The haggard and apparently tipsy former T.V. sportscaster took a wrong turn down a Hospital corridor and ended up in the cramped room of a bewildered and frightened soldier scheduled for quadruple amputation, a possible result of the failed surge in Iraq.

When asked by the unnamed soldier if he would be forced to have his life saving surgery delayed due to Palin's sudden and jarring arrival, the strident Hockey Mom allegedly replied,

"I'm sorry, it just doesn't look like it hurts that bad."

Campaign staffers rushed to cover for the candidate mother of a down syndromes baby by claiming that the ex beauty pageant winner meant to say that the soldiers pain should be lessened by the knowledge that four more years of Bush tax cuts for the rich and Carl Rove style politics would be assured with a Palin/McCain victory in November.

The Obama campaign could not be reached for comment as most phone lines to the Senators Command Center were flooded with new donations to the wildly popular Obama Presidential bid. Obama the front runner look relaxed and fit when seen yesterday ducking into an exclusive West Hollywood bistro with George Clooney.

Most Obama observers are praising the Senator and former Harvard Law Professor for staying above the fray and like to point out that Senator Obamas plan for a phased troop withdrawal would have saved many soldiers lives had the Bush administration implemented it sooner. One anonymous Obama staffer did note that most of the nations donated blood supply is sent to American military bases and hinted that there may be a more sinister reason for Palin's visit to the hospital.

Karl Rove could not be reached for comment.