...Breaking...In a move that has sent the State Department scrambling, P.T.A. brownie monitor Sarah Palin shocked dignitaries from South Korea today when she unveiled her plan to strengthen social and economic ties between the United States and one of it's most stalwart allies in the region.
A stunned silence greeted Palin as she debuted her marketing plan for a new culinary item labeled "Puppy Muffins". Several Korean diplomats had to be forcibly restrained when the oblivious former Mayor pulled the corners of her eyes back and exclaimed,
"Doggie A numbah one ! Yum! Yum!"
The ensuing melee prevented any reporters from asking Palin about her motives for offending the Koreans, but a statement released by the Campaign quoted her as saying
"Todd doesn't like them."
GOP leaders are rumored to be conferring about Palin behind closed doors. Nothing definitive has been decided on as a result of these meetings, which took place while the erstwhile governor continued to languish on suicide watch at home.
As a result of the encounter, Korean officials have called it's Ambassador home and plan on imprisoning any American G.I.'s found off base.
***UPDATE***
PUPPY MUFFINS 80% KITTEN!!!!!
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